I'm being force fed decimals,
all the time wondering what became of the roman numeral for 1200.
This cereal swallows me whole,
drowning in milk
splash splash splish sploosh splush splitch splotch sploutch spleep sploop splinapple...
what is the answer to the equation....
I am the new emporer of this candy apple eating factory,
you have no clue but you ( Read more... )

            It's been nearly a year and half or so since I was last in a real deal band, and up to that point I'd spent four years straight in Anti-Tracy. Since that band's last show, I've been struggling to get something serious going again and I always knew I wanted it to be a total 180 from what I'd been doing in that band. Within the last few ( Read more... )

Yesterday, I got to listen to Hum-Downward Is Heavenward in it's entirity for the first time in ages and had all but forgotten what a brilliant fucking record it was and what a great band they were. It left me with this song in my head:

( I'm Thinking of Number Between Everything and Two )

          Last night, I'm hanging out at the pool hall having a few drinks with a friend of mine I'd burned some cds for and brought to him when this black guy who looked slightly older than both of us but vaguely familiar comes up and asks to borrow my friends' cell phone. I think nothing of it, light a cigarette and continue nursing my beer ( Read more... )

This interview comes compliments of mike ( Read more... )

Some of you on lj have probably seen the LJ friend list interviews going on, and these are the questions along with the answers from Valerie's interview with me ( Read more... )

Ladies and gents, boys and transvestites.....at exactly 7:50 am(that's Colorado time), I became an uncle! Stella Jackins was born through a c section to my brother Andy and his wife Paige. This is what I woke up to this morning, more days should start off with good news such as this. I've been snowed in since sunday and school has been cancelled ( Read more... )

Today's history lesson is this: In the mid seventies CBGB's punk rock scene in New York, drag queen punk rock singer Wayne County was actually in a band called Wayne County and The Back Street Boys....and a metrasexual movement was born ( Read more... )

Ok, so not really but here's something I wrote once on my friend Maddie's journal when I was at a friend's party really drunk, I apparently told Ralph about it and he had it as an away message a minute ago ( Read more... )

So, who wants to be in a black and white, silent short art house surrealist extremely disturbing little independent film? Here's the gist of the plot thus far ( Read more... )