œ 001 Action + Phone

[theseineone]

[Good morning, Mayfield, you have two options for today. The first is action for 1446 Mitchell Road and anyone who happens to be passing by, I suppose.]

A. [France wakes up that morning feeling vaguely disorientated. His birds, Pierre and Pierre, are both pecking at his hair wake him and he pets them absentmindedly.]'Ow did you get out of your

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B

[wybrows]

[ Pause pause pause. ]

You still sound stupid.

[theseineone]

[Give him a second to place the voice. Oh, yeah, the one he cut her hair for.]

You still sound like Angleterre.

[wybrows]

Why do you sound a lot bigger?

[theseineone]

Hah, because I am, I suppose! Little girl, do you know how long it's been since you saw me last? [Thinking it must have been months or at least weeks- Even Mayfield can't make 800 years go by that quickly.]

B.

[tomatatas]

...Francia? You sound different, are you sick bambino?

[theseineone]

[Girl Romano. Romana. Femano.]

Oui- [Clears his throat.] Oui, mademoiselle, I think I might be.

[tomatatas]

[Otherwise known as the Italian with tits...

Makes a soft, motherly noise] Ahh, poor piccolo... would you like me to make you some soup, and bring it over? You sound like your poor throat is all scratched up.

[theseineone]

Ah, would you, mademoiselle? That would be very kind of you indeed. [He's wondering how she's falling for this, but maybe his voice wasn't that high as a child. He can't remember, anyway.]

B

[neantmoins]

Yeah, this place sort of really sucks with liking to do that and all. [ Pause. ] Wow. France, really?

[theseineone]

I heard of it last time, but this is really quite ridiculous. [Chuckles.] Oui, I am France! La république Française.

[neantmoins]

This is great! I can't believe I missed the fact you were here before, especially when I always wanted to know more about my original.

... And you know, and not be threatened as soon as someone hears Napoleon Bonaparte.

[theseineone]

... Excusez-moi? Original? What is this about chère Napoleon?

B.

[mr_blandy_bland]

You...grew up? [He just got used to calling you "France" You know how hard it's going to be sicking "mister" in front of it now?]

Re: B.

[theseineone]

["Papa" works too.] Canada! Ah, chéri, you're still here? [Are you still mad at him for the Libre Quebec thing...] Oui, oui, of course I did!

[mr_blandy_bland]

One day maybe I will stop trying to make sense of this place. Ah...unfortunately. And you were only gone for a week or so...I think...

[theseineone]

... It was over eight hundred years.

B

[scentofbauhinia]

Oh. You're like, non-little now.

England might cry. [he sound so concerned... sob]

[theseineone]

Do you think so? [Sounds hopeful.]

[scentofbauhinia]

Yeah.

Maybe after he gets totally drunk and shouts at nothing in particular first.

[theseineone]

Oui, that sounds like his usual pattern.

This is Hong Kong? [Thinks he recognises your voice, but it's been a while since he saw you or particularly gave a shit about you but he's friends with China now or something.]