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[thesex_machine]

Comments

[brb_war]

... The masturbation part's only if I can't get Saigon to stay with me for the night. ME SO RONERY, Y U DO DIS, SAIGON?

[thesex_machine]

Hey, she's my daughter! Try something bad and I will try to kill you.
U SO RONERY, RLLY.

[brb_war]

How is doing the same thing you do 'something bad?'

[thesex_machine]

I haven't done 'something bad' since August, sonny.

[opinion_neutre]

Psh, you're way too tired for that after such an eventful day "used to be"?

[thesex_machine]

Shut the fuck up shortie ♥ Gggh yes...

[opinion_neutre]

I love you too, old man. How so?

[thesex_machine]

♥ Well--I'm too busy to be like that.

[whiteflagpowa]

YOU DON'T MASTURBATE, ANYMORE?

[ihasachezburger]

HOW CAN THIS BE??

[whiteflagpowa]

H-HOW COULD I KNOW? I SNORT PASTA FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

[ihasachezburger]

Wait, what.

[floweroverthere]

O-: Oh you, Europeans. ...Wait, does that make my baby brothers men?!

[thesex_machine]

That's obvious miss.

[floweroverthere]

Q.Q NOOOO!!! That's not fair! My younger brothers can't all become men when I'm still a virgin maid! Jun being there before me I can handle, but not Ray, and certainly not Marco!

[thesex_machine]

I can solve this problem with pleasure ♥

[tomateoptimista]

YOU'RE NOT A MAN ANYMORE??
DOES THIS MEAN YOU WERE JUST BEING HORMONAL????

[thesex_machine]

GGGGGH--I CAN'T KEEP A PACE LIKE THAT ANYMORE!!