Real Life Stories from the ASPCA, Volume I

[thesexauer]

Welcome, friends. Back in the day the kids always enjoyed hearing me spin a tale or two about Real Life Stories from the ASPCA. So here I present it to you, on LiveJournal.com for all eternity or until the internet implodes. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I love telling it

Comments

[jena]

That is truly horrifying... in an "I laughed anyway" sort of way.

Pick up the pace!

[johnnylethargic]

Would you get on with it and tell the fucking cat story!!!!