no oceanfront property

[theshadowcaster]

but we still get hurricanes. i haven't heard "fuck ike" uttered so much since tina turner. i wound up losing power (and cable, and phone) shortly after my chicago bears started playing like i thought they would preseason, and gave away the game. with nothing to do and no communications, i decided to start drinking the case of beer in my fridge

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[wiznardo]

Wow.

[quiet_doom]

i tried to explain to him that the city is not wired in series like a strand of christmas tree lights, and that replacing the correct bulb won't get power to those without.

hahaha! i wish i coulda seen the technician's face! thats funny shit