his name was henry paulson...

Sep 25, 2008 19:57

if i sat down with henry paulson, and the microphone didn't pick up his voice, it might look like the following when transcribed ( Read more... )

Leave a comment

Comments 10

moshingyogi September 26 2008, 00:53:10 UTC
They chose $700 billion because they have $800 billion in solid assets in the national treasury. It the old theroy of "shoot for the moon" if you fail at least you've got, you know, like $300 billion.

You know, it's the nation treasury, if they don't have enough money, they'll just print more!

To me, watching this whole bungled ballet is like falling in slow motion and hitting every piece of furniture that is between me and the floor in the most awful way possible.

Reply

theshadowcaster September 26 2008, 13:13:15 UTC
it is ugly. and it will get much uglier. and, since we're not getting the money from china, we're probably going to fire up the printing presses. can you say "hyper-inflation"?

Reply

moshingyogi September 26 2008, 14:08:16 UTC
Wake me on January 8th.

Oh yeah, and WaMu WTF?!! I think I should make t-shirts.

Reply

theshadowcaster September 26 2008, 14:21:50 UTC
luckily, chase stepped in to pick up wamu. but, why do i have this funny feeling that wamu is "just one more wafer thin mint"? keep an eye on the october 2nd expiration on the ban of short-selling. if that ban is not extended, we may see a run on the dollar. this cluster is not going to be fixed by any president, unfortunately. it may improve morale and consumer confidence, but this won't easily be fixed.

Reply


*puke* wiznardo September 26 2008, 01:43:13 UTC
Rule #1: If you can't afford to buy it, then you can't buy it
Rule #2: Don't be issuing all these T-bills so that our enemies (i.e.: China, Middle-Eastern countries) can buy them up
Rule #3: Don't give a blank check to fix a problem that isn't the government's responsibility to fix.

Reply

Re: *puke* theshadowcaster September 26 2008, 13:21:59 UTC
good points. however, this has been coming since 9/11. it's just that this house of cards has been propped up every time it was on the verge of collapse. the government has borrowed billions from our generation's kids and grandkids, handed it to the masses, and screamed "spend! spend! spend!". and of course, the government led by example. have you seen what the national debt has done in the last 10 years? the entire system needs an overhaul.

Reply


caesar_agumbus September 26 2008, 21:00:33 UTC
From: Minister of the Treasury Paulson ( ... )

Reply

theshadowcaster September 26 2008, 22:00:58 UTC
now that is comedy gold.

Reply

caesar_agumbus September 26 2008, 22:03:51 UTC
Wish I could claim it, but I found it on an artist's blog of a webcomic I read.

Reply

wiznardo September 27 2008, 00:41:38 UTC
I LOVE IT.

Reply


Leave a comment

Up