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[theshiversbaby]

There is nothing worse than girls who lie about chest size. Seriously. If you are a B, you are a goddamn B. If you are a B+ or B-, you are a B. Do not round up to C. If you own 10 B-cup bras and happen to have 1 C-cup bra lying around somewhere, you are not a C. Get over it. Do not lie. Everyone can tell that your chest is actually smaller!

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[iamjustjules]

everyone gets all worked up with big boobs. but really, they're like a really popular nightclub, and the girl who has them has to act like a bouncer ("hey, you cant sleep here!" "finish up that drink and move on!" " you're not getting in, look at those clothes") it's such an annoying responsibility, pl;us i tend to get overwhelmed by them. i like small boobs cos they're like a good waitress, always right there when needed and very attentive (looking you in the eye the whole time!).

besides, you have great legs and big EYES, so god evened you out

i, however, prefer a big ass. but that's just the nympho in me talking. eat a few more sammiches and you'll be A-ok in the assbook

[crushed7]

your analogies continually kill me.

[theshiversbaby]

Jules, why haven't we hung out lately?!

Do I have your digits?

[iamjustjules]

we havent hung out cos i work now. and, well, i'm not especially social lately. i'm free more on the weekends than any other time. but i'm at 757-593-0963.

stop in the speakeasy this weekend, i'll actually be here, and be in a better mood i think. hope to see you around kid. keep it real for loo-ah-ville