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[theshiversbaby]

If I ever get married, do NOT let me wear a motherfucking tiara.

That is all.

Comments

[iamjustjules]

yo, ALL the white girls are doing it. that shit MUST be mothafucking tiz-ight

[crushed7]

i bet you could look really good in a tux

[girlandagun]

Poor Bridal Attire:

Tiaras
Ren Fair gowns
Enormous ass-bows
Sequins, glitter, rhinestones
Butterfly appliques
Appliques in general
Halter necks with super-low plunging necklines
Enormous mantillas unless you are Spanish/Hispanic
Anything above knee-length
Those weird folds in the back of some that look just like labia

I know you're with me.
I love you.
Lunch soon?
xo