One time, I asked my dad how many shotguns we have in the house. He sort of half-chuckled and said, "Plenty."

Preamble: I really can't say anything about the recent elections or the state of the Democratic party right now other than the fact that I can't say anything. With that said, I continue my wholly irreverent, petty post which seems so trifling in the face of world affairs ( Read more... )

All right, the election's over...but we can still do our part to screw (figuratively, of course) those who screwed us. Or those who, at least, didn't do anything to stop us from getting screwed ( Read more... )

Seriously, do you really need another "I voted! Yay democracy!" post clogging your friends page, closely followed by an "OHNO! Bush might actually WIN! Democracy is DEAD!" post? No, you do not. If Bush wins, this time around, it will be because he honestly got the most votes as the result of a fair election. I do not want to hear your Diebold ( Read more... )

You know when you read Othello, and the whole time you're thinking to yourself, Othello, why are you such a colossal dumbass? Why are you believing some trivial circumstantial evidence over the person who is completely in love with you and would do anything for you? Desdemona gave up so much for you already, how can you be so quick to forget all ( Read more... )

CHAPTER I, In Which Our Heroine Drinks Too Much Wine and Has an Epiphany in a Blue Silk BathrobeIt was surprisingly warm last night when I was walked home at 4:17 in the morning. When I got home, I had an incredible Drunken Epiphany - probably the greatest of my life, which is pretty damn great considering I manage to have at least a minor D.E. ( Read more... )

1. I am dating one of the sexiest, most amazing, most incredible people I have ever known ( Read more... )

What is the opposite of "strictly dickly"?

Bluntly cuntly?

Dear friend,

Have you seen my Mary-Kate Olsen impression? We both (er, we all three) have crazy-huge eyes.


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yeah drunk posting

[edit: when i posted this, i was still drunk from the night before. so don't fuckin nay-say. naysayers.]