12/21/04

[theshortstraw]

's been a while.

stole this from brit brit:



if i were a month...september
if i were a day of the week... saturday
if i were a time of day... one in the morn'
if i were a planet...mars
if i were an animal... giraffe
if i were a direction... southeast
if i were a piece of furniture... couch
if i were a liquid... FRESCA
if i were a tree... a CRIMMAS one! ^.^
if i were a bird...i'd be a toby
if i were a tool... hammer ... so's i could nail you ;)
if i were a flower... a venus fly trap ... well ... thats a plant ... but whatever
if i were a kind of weather... fall- ish
if i were a mythical creature... ...wtf?
if i were a musical instrument... a saxaphone, but i'm not sure why.
if i were a colour... blue. just because.
if i were an emotion... that confused analescent (how the hell do you spell that?) one
if i were a vegetable... leek (mmm)
if i were a sound... my laugh
if i were an element... wattah
if i were a car... i'd so be a pinto
if i were a song... jagged little pill
if i were a movie... hmm...i'm not sure ... almost famous? :-p
if i were a book... "see spot run" lol
if i were a food... cheese
if i were a place... not pamlico
if i were a material... cotton (the fabric of lifffee)
if i were a taste... chees-y
if i were a scent... curve
if i were a word..... "fuck"
if i were an object... these are weird questions ... erm... o.O how about, a small stone, washed smooth by the ocean, that has travelled around the world ...PSH ahahahahaaaaaaaaaaahahaaaaa
if i were a body part... butthole
if i were a facial expression.... the face people make when they're laughing hysterically, cause that's usually what i look like
if i were a subject in school.... PE (psh)
if i were a cartoon character... that creepy old guy that stalked chris from family guy
if i were a shape... circle
if i were a number... 523457234986364735686796573
if i were an article of clothing... pants. lol
if i were a weapon... plastic knife
if i were an alcoholic drink... smirnoff 100 proof...whoop WHOOP