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[theshroudeater]

Well, Stumpy is this Vietnam vet who used to do the anonymous, gay blow-job olympics here at the park. He lost his legs tryin' to chew and screw at a whorehouse in Saigon. He was confined to a wheelchair 'cause the government would only support one prosthetic limb. So, he cruises around with this horny mannequin leg that makes all the local canines

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[kittycatastrofi]

ok I talked to my aunt about the record player....she said that it needs a needle (obtainable) and it has to like, be all hooked up and whatnot so I'm gonna go look at it this weekend. I suppose I could just tell you this at school tomorrow, but I figured you read it sooner LoL.
I'm going to bring in a stereo tomorrow so we can listen to some music while we work. yay!! I need to hear the Nightmare Before Christmas soundtrack...wo0t!
Ok...bye