The highlights of my day. Crazy as it was.
Early Afternoon - I wake up with an amazing, beautiful woman
- Go to the mall, pick up my check and end up getting scheduled for tomorrow... boo...
- Chris calls about the bonfire, I am sad. I had hoped everyone had forgotten so I could just relax. He mentions that "becky" might come with. Ive heard good things about Becky. I am immediately excited and dedicated to the cause of the bonfire.
- I go back to worcester, Kim and I scour the state for a new fishtank and catfish. We find a sweet tank and fish. Hooray.
- Pick up chris, he hooks us up via his sister with alcohol. I ask for a 12 pack of mikes hard lemonade for Kim and I, we end up with a 12 pack of mikes variety, and play wine tasters all night. All flavors rocked FYI.
FAST FORWARD
- Chris phil kim and I are at my house. I start drinking. I havent eaten all day, and I start to feel a nice mellow after just one drink, but say I dont cause chris says he'll hit me. But I enjoy myself on the inside just the same. I like getting drunk.
- Few more drinks in, people are fighting over who is the bigger alcoholic(huh?). I have to side with the person who drank every day last week. Congrats Chris, haha, I suppose.
- Becky calls for directions, talks to me. She sounds nice. Shes very polite. Im very excited.
- Becky shows up. Shes very pretty, and very nice to us all. I am immediately pleased. Chris and I waste no time offering her alcohol.
- We all drink for a bit before walking to the beach. The beach is now empty. I wade in the water with Kim while the other three chill on the bench. Chris and Becky are drunk beyond caring about PDA, or never cared to begin with, cause when we come back they're up on the bench making out. more power to em, I know It's gonna be a good night.
- We get back to my house and drink some more. At some point I turn on the porch light and catch chris with something to do with beckys shirt, but my memory is hazy.
- Chris and Becky disappear for a while with Chris asking for "one hour, two tops." haha. (but actually he was right on time, see below) Kenworthy shows up and I make him sit in his car for about a minute before he comes in via screaming out the window.
- We get tired of waiting on chris and get a wheelbarrel for wood and start heading towards the beach. Phil can barely walk. Kenworthy takes the wheelbarrel from me because im swerving. Fireflies appear, and are neat.
- We meet two girls at the beach, Liz and *insert name here*. They are young, but help us gather brush for the fire. I start digging in the sand, doggie style. People are impressed apparently, but i barely notice because the sand feels really good on my drunk fingers.
- The girls leave, and after most of a can of lighter fluid and me spraying the fire, with I think matt kenworthy helping me stack it, we have a real fire. Sweet, but we forgot the hotdogs.
- Chris and Becky come stumbling through the trees. They tried to take a shortcut through the lake, and ended up falling in the marsh. they are filthy.
- Becky wastes no time taking off her shirt to dry. Chillin in just a bra, she instantly impresses me by being superchill around all these new people. She gets an A in my book, and fits in the group great. I am very excited about how well this is going.
- Chris takes off his shirt to make her feel less uncomfortable, and I take off my shirt because I hate clothing.
- Seeing as im halfway there already, I strip down and decide to go skinny dipping. The water is very shallow, I have to keep running to get deep enough to cover my junk. Kim joins.
- I get out of the water, and find kims clothes but not mine. I wander the beach covering my dick looking in the dark.
- Found my clothes, and eventually we head back. Deniz shows up, and drinks a bit too. He understands leaving a tv show on repeat and turning off the tv for later. This pleases me.
Thats all you need to know. Sweet day. Sweet night. Sweet summer. Peace.
- Go to the mall, pick up my check and end up getting scheduled for tomorrow... boo...
- Chris calls about the bonfire, I am sad. I had hoped everyone had forgotten so I could just relax. He mentions that "becky" might come with. Ive heard good things about Becky. I am immediately excited and dedicated to the cause of the bonfire.
- I go back to worcester, Kim and I scour the state for a new fishtank and catfish. We find a sweet tank and fish. Hooray.
- Pick up chris, he hooks us up via his sister with alcohol. I ask for a 12 pack of mikes hard lemonade for Kim and I, we end up with a 12 pack of mikes variety, and play wine tasters all night. All flavors rocked FYI.
FAST FORWARD
- Chris phil kim and I are at my house. I start drinking. I havent eaten all day, and I start to feel a nice mellow after just one drink, but say I dont cause chris says he'll hit me. But I enjoy myself on the inside just the same. I like getting drunk.
- Few more drinks in, people are fighting over who is the bigger alcoholic(huh?). I have to side with the person who drank every day last week. Congrats Chris, haha, I suppose.
- Becky calls for directions, talks to me. She sounds nice. Shes very polite. Im very excited.
- Becky shows up. Shes very pretty, and very nice to us all. I am immediately pleased. Chris and I waste no time offering her alcohol.
- We all drink for a bit before walking to the beach. The beach is now empty. I wade in the water with Kim while the other three chill on the bench. Chris and Becky are drunk beyond caring about PDA, or never cared to begin with, cause when we come back they're up on the bench making out. more power to em, I know It's gonna be a good night.
- We get back to my house and drink some more. At some point I turn on the porch light and catch chris with something to do with beckys shirt, but my memory is hazy.
- Chris and Becky disappear for a while with Chris asking for "one hour, two tops." haha. (but actually he was right on time, see below) Kenworthy shows up and I make him sit in his car for about a minute before he comes in via screaming out the window.
- We get tired of waiting on chris and get a wheelbarrel for wood and start heading towards the beach. Phil can barely walk. Kenworthy takes the wheelbarrel from me because im swerving. Fireflies appear, and are neat.
- We meet two girls at the beach, Liz and *insert name here*. They are young, but help us gather brush for the fire. I start digging in the sand, doggie style. People are impressed apparently, but i barely notice because the sand feels really good on my drunk fingers.
- The girls leave, and after most of a can of lighter fluid and me spraying the fire, with I think matt kenworthy helping me stack it, we have a real fire. Sweet, but we forgot the hotdogs.
- Chris and Becky come stumbling through the trees. They tried to take a shortcut through the lake, and ended up falling in the marsh. they are filthy.
- Becky wastes no time taking off her shirt to dry. Chillin in just a bra, she instantly impresses me by being superchill around all these new people. She gets an A in my book, and fits in the group great. I am very excited about how well this is going.
- Chris takes off his shirt to make her feel less uncomfortable, and I take off my shirt because I hate clothing.
- Seeing as im halfway there already, I strip down and decide to go skinny dipping. The water is very shallow, I have to keep running to get deep enough to cover my junk. Kim joins.
- I get out of the water, and find kims clothes but not mine. I wander the beach covering my dick looking in the dark.
- Found my clothes, and eventually we head back. Deniz shows up, and drinks a bit too. He understands leaving a tv show on repeat and turning off the tv for later. This pleases me.
Thats all you need to know. Sweet day. Sweet night. Sweet summer. Peace.