very softcore nerd porn

[theshytiger]

Scrawny nerdboys holding cute kitties are totally hot. If you are a scrawny nerdboy willing to pose shirtless while holding your adorable kitty, you should contact me. I will also accept pictures. If I can get twelve ready, willing hotties, I will make a calender. If you want a copy of this calender, you should also contact me.

Comments

[mycrust]

How scrawny is scrawny?

[theshytiger]

In general, don't look like this. If you could describe yourself as "stronger than I look," you're in.

But if you are asking if you qualify, then we offer an enthusiastic and unmitigated yes!

[leech]

But I'm allergic to cats!

[goteam]

You will suffer for our art! I mean porn! I mean, um, this isn't getting any better, is it? If you wear a face mask, you'll be our extra-kinky picture!

[mycrust]

I'm allergic to cats and my cats will probably kill me if I try to pick them up. But still I will try.

[jessicka]

I want a copy of this calendar so much. *drool*

[snailprincess]

I'm not scrawny, but I have a very cute kitty...

[amoken]

I'm not a boy, but I'm scrawny and have access to the same cute kitty.... ;)

[djsendai]

sounds like fun, i'm in, and i have many adorable kitties of my own to choose from :)