Not Next Weekend

[thesicksadtruth]

Things I Am Not Going To Do Next Weekend

1. Drink half a bottle of brandy for 'dinner'.
2. Drunk call one of my friends and tell him that I'm going to duct tape him to a cement block in my basement and feed him M&Ms (with the brown ones sorted out).

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[thesicksadtruth]

I'm not entirely sure, but when he told me about it the next day, he thought it was hilarious.

[sp0ngey]

"I had to beat him to death with his own shoe" *far off gaze*

If I was of with that allusion, my bad!

[thesicksadtruth]

LOL!!
"...but the shopkeeper and his son were a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes."

"We had to find 1000 brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass or Ozzy wasn't to go on stage that night..."