I hate people.
Just, you know, in general.
It's not like I woke up one morning and just decided, "You know what? Fuck people. Those big, fat, sweater-wearing primates can just go fuck themselves." I mean, that would've been cool and all, but it's not the way it happened. According to my favorite paid friend, it's partially due to a prolonged ( Read more... )

I’m not even going to pretend that I’m going to update this on anything like a regular basis. Promising that only seems to lead to disappointment.

How It Goes
It’s like this and like that and like this… (anyone who can tell me where that quote comes from gets some sort of prize, I think ( Read more... )

I feel...

That I am not enough for you...

I just don't measure up...

I feel this constant condition...

This strange, strange love addiction...

Reason #489106 Why I Often Hate Our CustomersA customer walked in to our showroom today (where I camp out) and said, "I'm here to see someone ( Read more... )

Am I back?
I hope so.

Why haven't I been around?
Well...that's hard to explain.

::sigh::

Never have I seen such...purity.
Your smooth black skin and sculpted features...
The way you light up makes me warm inside.

Here's the little hottie that was at my doorstep today.

INTJ - "Mastermind". Introverted intellectual with a preference for finding certainty. A builder of systems and the applier of theoretical models. 2.1% of total population. Free Jung Personality Test (similar to Myers-Briggs/MBTI)

http://hit-me.zip.net/

That page is largely in Portugese (you can translate the page with Babelfish)...but that will only help you read it, that certainly won't help clarify the WTF-ery of the page in general.

NSFWTrust me, unless your boss is cool with nude disabled women, naked circus freaks ( Read more... )

I'm feelin' better.

Hopefully, I will be posting more later.

Today, possibly.

Aw, Nik, say it ain't so!
Another pin-up post?

Blah blah blah you're 17 or older blah blah blah
( But what will the religious right think if I look at poorly drawn, scantily-clad cartoon characters? )