The Parker Legacy Gen. 1.1
Last update on June 28th
Now with appropriately sized pictures! Yay!
Warnings: Language, dirty jokes, and general meannes towards my sims. Enjoy!
Generation 1.0
We start off this update with Michelle's sex face....appealing.
I was going to say someting sweet, but it's 9 in the morning here. She got preggers.
And since the family would be expanding soon, I decided to move them into a bigger house.
That's a big house you might say. Yes. Michelle had about $5,500 left after I built her starter shack and
Keither moved in with $18,000 so tada. New house.
Yes my dear, yes you are.
Time for Keith to get a job. His lifetime want is to be Captain Hero but there weren't any openings in the
law enforcement career so I sent him intot he medical field. Have fun, buddy.
You make the mess, you clean it up.
Or not.
Muncho's still making messes in case you're wondering.
First bump
Keith's first day home from work-no promotion, only a creeper.
I also loooooove love love this interaction. It's so cute D:
Seeeecond bump
Muncho....that's not a pile of water...
Booya, money!
See that berry pie that Michelle's eating? Yeah, neither of them are skilled enough to make berry pie and it
magically showed up in the leftovers in their fridge. Weird.
Baby time!
It's a girl. She has her mother's eyes and skin and her father's hair. Everyone, welcome Quinn Parker to the
family.
D'awwww.
D'AWWWWWWWWW. Cute.
Keith: This child reeks. I must feed it.
So finally a position opened up in the law enforcement career and Keith switched jobs. Here's your carpool-
at 8 o'clock at night.
Also around this time, Muncho started being a real prick and his social meeter wouldn't stop declining.
Hence making one whiny ass dog and one very annoyed me.
Woohoo :D money
^^^^See?^^^^ Whiny -.-
Let's see how Michelle does with Quinn.
Hmmm. Not to well so I interveened.
There ya go.
Ok so there're a lot of interactions in the sims 2 that make me giggle and this is just another one of them.
Naked baby!
Muncho: I have no friends, I feel so lonely. Pet me?
Michelle: What IS this?
I made her pet him anyways in an attempt to stop his whining and improve his social needs but it didn't help.
Now you're doin it right.
Yeeeah man.
Time for Quinn's birthday.
~sparkle~
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:D She's so cute
Aaaand the first thing she did was eat dog food. Who cares, she looks adorable.
Yeah, they're at it again. More babies!
Still pissing on the floor I see. Thank you for that.
Wooo, go Keith! How's it feel coming home from work at 2 a.m.?
Keith: It fucking sucks.
I bet it does Keith, I bet it does.
Cute. And also, Keith is a good dad.
Bow before the porcelain throne, peasant.
Michelle's potty training face
:3
Umm I'm not sure if this is her first or second bump but I'm guessing the second :P
Quinn becane a child. Michelle apparently did not expect this .
Since Keith got stuck on the bike while Quinn was busying growing up, he got real fit. Also, random creeper
at the door.
Quinn!
First day of school.
And Michelle was left home alone to give birth. I always feel kinda bad when my sims are home alone having
a baby.
Haha invisible bump.
I didn't get a picture of the baby but it's another girl with the same genetics as Quinn. Her name is Ruby.
Mmmm, I smell the bacon.
This is a friend that Quinn brought home from school. She's the child from another legacy of mine. I can't
remember her name. See how...basic she is? Yeah, that's why they don't get played anymore...
But she's good for something, at least Quinn has a friend now.
Here's Ruby!
So Michelle finally finished this ~masterpiece~ that she began at the first house. Congrats babe.
I thought I got bored in school- Quinn's fun meeter is always in the orange so she spends most of her time
watching tv.
But that wasn't working fast enough so I splurged and bought...
a pinball machine :P
This is Quinn in her parent's bed.
Because of that, this is where Keith had to sleep.
Heh.
Ruby's birthday!
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Aaaannnnd.....
...not as cute as Quinn. But still pretty cute.
Next time! Another baby, birthdays, Keith being awesome(seriously), and one Parker that I'm very tempted
to kill off.
Also next time I will be sure to provide you guys with Quinn and Ruby's personality stats.