20 July 2009 Shit!Fic Review

[jayden_scott]

I have a confession to make.

When I saw the post advertising the First Annual Femslash Kink meme, I was obscenely excited. It was as if the Femslash gods and goddesses came down from on high, sought me out, and personally blessed me with an overabundance of material for my shit!fic reviews. I have been touched by the saving and healing power of

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[jayden_scott]

I am fully getting a German Shepherd now and naming it Harlo. And it will be the coolest dog evah!

I don't know what this clusterfuck of a fic was trying to be, but it was met with so much fail it has become win.

[gigglydaisy]

I grew up on Spot.

I don't know if I was more impressed that other people have awesome taste in picture books, or disturbed that my childhood has been broken. Just. Broken.

[jayden_scott]

Pssh, that was one of my favorite kid's books. It was like, required reading for us.

I am so glad you like it. As always, it never fails to impress me that I can entertain someone as brilliant as you.

And yes, reviewing shit!fic does wonders for your mood when you're hormonal. You get to work out your emotions... and take them out on idiots.

[garrisonguitar]

Badficcia. I LOVE it! you have made me laugh during a most difficult time. Thanks.
I love the shit fic reviews.

[jayden_scott]

I am glad I could make you laugh. Entertaining people is what I am really here for.

It gives me warm fuzzies. Thanks, hon.

[ladyrashida]

What a beautiful morning to start with a shit!fic review!

-> She pushes in and out rhythmically for a minute,

That just made me laugh so hard. Exactly one minute! Nothing more nothing less.

I agree with Race, I need to find the source for this because obviously it's just a way to allow people to write out their most personal fantasies regardless of anything else.
Or did the author bother to tell us why Cordelia and Buffy are getting it on? Or why on Earth Buffy the General who either is in control or leaves the army enjoys being bound? Hilarious... Now I know what to do today :) Thanks Jay!

[jayden_scott]

No problem. I do what I can to spread the fail!love.

It is pretty... oh, I can't even go into what this fic was. And that was the entire fic. I reviewed it all in its entirety. There was no other supplemental information that could explain... well... anything that occurred in that fic. Badficcia, save us from these writers now and at the hour of our deaths... amen.

And yes, that entire meme is an ode to bad!fic. I wasn't kidding when I said I was blessed with an overabundance of material with which to work.

But indeed, glad you liked it.

[jayden_scott]

umm... let me dig it up.

http://cleo.dreamwidth.org/510327.html?page=2#comments

There you have it.

[hewson39]

Jesus that was awesome. I read this fic, before your spectacular deconstruction, and it while it was awful it did not make me laugh, unfortunately. However, your review made me laugh out loud.
Especially the parting shot about Harlo, deliciously malicious. Thanks ever so.

[jayden_scott]

Yeah... Harlo would be a great dog.

I try and make it entertaining. Otherwise, what is the point? I just like to make people laugh. And if I succeed, I am a happy little dyke.

Thanks, I am very glad you enjoyed it. :-)