My very first shit!fic review

[ladyrashida]

First there is something you need to know about this kink meme. Somebody posts anonymously a fandom, pairing and kink theme. Someone else replies anonymously with a fic and/or a review.
Now somebody requested BTVS, Faith/Buffy, knifeplay.
Her prompt was inspiration to two writers who posted two very different, yet shockingly equally shitty fics.

Comments

[ariestess]

Wow! Those are a couple of real stinkers... I was wondering what that smell was...

*smirks* Nicely done!

[ladyrashida]

Thank you so much. You would not believe the smell over there... it's a wonder I even survived!

[jayden_scott]

Bravo! Very nicely done, indeed!

The shit!factor of these two fics is pretty impressive. And this line especially...

Rashida: Buffy’s singing in “Once more with feeling” wasn’t all that bad! Don’t be so cruel!

...made me giggle.

Thank you for this. I'm glad to see that we could inspire you. Go forth, carry the message.

Oh, here's a question, what's your favorite fandom?

[ladyrashida]

I made you giggle! That means so much to me :D Oh yes you really are inspiring!

My fav fandom used to be the whedonverse. I actually wrote a couple of fics in German back then but since the show ended I've been pretty much homeless. I've seen several good shows, but nothing really inspiring. Until now of course and the Criminal Minds subtext madness that has me writing again :)

[mammothluv]

I felt so upset and violated after reading these fics. Your commentary was like a nice warm snuggle. It made me feel oh so much better. Thank you.

[ladyrashida]

You're welcome. I'm glad you liked it.

[talos13]

Excellent work. I don't know how people can take the idea of Faith & Buffy gettin' it on and make it so utterly tedious.
Your snark is much appreciated.

Re:

[ladyrashida]

Thank you and I say I must agree. Faith and Buffy are both strong women, always trying to be in control. It could be so interesting to see them fight each other for it... but no, Buffy has to beg for it because that's "sexy"...

Ah I guess looking for good characterization in a kink meme is like whishing for world peace...

[ladyrashida]

Thanks for reading it!

It's really amazing how many people commented on these fics saying they were so hot and sexy and whatnot. I only whish I could say I have never read anything this unsexy but sadly I did :(