Symbeardiote

[thesixthring]

So, as I was riding my bike back from school today, a rock got chipped up from the ground and flung towards my face.

My beard not only prevented it from hitting me, but caught it (and I suspect tried to eat it).

I'm tempted to dye my beard red or black. I'm also slightly tempted to find a good bell tower.

Comments

[yokaze]

Your beard has two distinct parts... perhaps one red and one black?

[eion1980]

Wow, that's impressive.