It's been a while since I posted, and maybe that's a good thing ( Read more... )

I've come to the realization today that the internet is just one giant cesspool of assholes, and slowly everyone is becoming sucked up by it.

Not me. No way.

I'll go back to playing Final Fantasy.

It's November.

I've spent what has been of November thusfar playing Final Fantasy XII.

It's probably because Final Fantasy XII is the second best substance in the world.

Next to beef jerky.

Eight years ago.

I was killing some neo-fascists when suddenly my ass fell off.

Get crazy with the cheese whiz.

Meet David Benson,
Master of the Space God Fist.
He will defeat you.

Phew. After a somewhat depressing evening, I woke up to a glorious experience and ended up having a beyond excellent day, which I am now finishing with a cup of coffee and a McGriddle.

I'd like to apologize to a certain person for all the shit I put them through on the night before this one.

Things are looking up, it seems.

Today is a glorious day, you guys really should see it if you can.

And, uhh, I invested in a slurpee and some taquitos. It was well worth it.

I just watched a video of a giant centipede eating a mouse.

YES.

I'm having the worst fucking day of all time. First I had to wake up at 6 in the morning, ride my bike five miles up Wayne road to take a drug test, then I come back and sleep for another hour, making a total of around four hours, then I go to fucking work, someone calls in, and I'm probably going to be working nine fucking hours today ( Read more... )