Larry King is so old and frail I could kill him on the wedding night and no one would suspect a thing. Then I'd have enough money to hire someone to go punch Pat Monahan in the throat.
lol wtf is this comment I'm not even a violent person.
I selected marrying Larry King... if The Insider's interview with his wife's lover is accurate, Larry doesn't really care if his wives sleep around, and if he decides to divorce me I'll get millions. I'm slutty enough that I would suck wrinkled dick for a million dollars.
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dying sheep > Pat Monasticism
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lol wtf is this comment I'm not even a violent person.
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lol, this.
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At least if no one finds me and I die, I can haunt Pat Monahan--Sadako/The Ring style :)
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