Look what I found!

[theslayeroforcs]

Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
Let's see the results...

"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

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Comments

[dragonofjade]

AHAHAHAHA Those last ones were SO wrong! >_<;;;

[mikemills9]

oh no!

[secretagentamy]

ewww....

[secretagentamy]

Also, I was wondering why there is such strange wording and dialogue in the Harry Potter books. And why he gasps, moans, and struggles a lot. Even in ordinary situations. Hmmmm.