Why I cried when my bagel fell, face first, onto the floor:

[thesmallrock]

Your relationship is on the floor, and that sucks. Because who wants a floor relationship? And it's way past the five second rule. Or, three minute rule, or five minute? Regardless, It's been over a month. So what do you do, you have to choose, do you pick it up, clean it up, dust it off, lick the linoleum, or do you throw it away and get a new one

Comments

[iheartlemonalot]

You ate it? Are you back together?

[thesmallrock]

no.
but i actually ate my bagel that fell on the floor. like the literal bagel. i havent eaten the symbolic bagel

hahaha. wow, am i really that lame?

[iheartlemonalot]

the situation isn't lame, the story isn't lame.. you are not lame either [[you have legs]]

[thesmallrock]

haha. true thats true thats true.

but i am pretty pathetic. meh, it happens

from chris:

[anonymous]

bang i died.

Re: from chris:

[thesmallrock]

noooooo, the world is over!!

Re: from chris:

[anonymous]

for me.