Test Six: Well, there goes any semblance of dignity I had left

[thesnakecharm]

[accidental voice post | PUBLIC for about thirty minutes before filtered private]

[heavy breathing and the rustling of clothing. Basically, two people very obviously having sex]

[that damned beeping sound starts]

Wha-what's that?

[another voice, obviously male as the beeping gets faster] Shit, shitAck! Well, stomp it or something

Comments

Voice | 4423 | Unhackable

[smokydemon]

Idiots. If you have time for that, you have time to get the bombs off the ship, get our defenses up, and get the damned ship back in the air!

Or did you miss the crash, too? Tch...

[Zou's thought that will never be voiced: If I can keep from ravishing a pretty, willing virgin in this crisis, they can damned well keep it in their pants, too >[ ]

Voice | 4423 | Unhackable | Posted roughly thirty minutes after the original post

[thesnakecharm]

First, we didn't know there were bombs, our defenses were fine, and I know fuck-all about engines and the like so I doubt I'm much help there.

[filtered to 'Zou - Unhackable]
Just because you never get any doesn't mean you have to take it out on the rest of us.

Re: Voice | 4423 | Unhackable

[smokydemon]

If you'd care to join the rest of us in reality, our defenses need a lot of work before they're anything approaching "fine" to deal with the Victoria II! How the Hell did you not hear the first bombs going off?

Tch...goddamned incompetents...

[Filtered to Anko - Unhackable]

Don't go assuming things just because I'm not getting any now. I'm not reprimanding you for any misfortune of mine, I'm reprimanding you for wasting time in the middle of a crisis and being a useless fool.

[ooc: Strikes mumbled very vaguely.]

[saudade_red]

Not the time or the place, guys.

[thesnakecharm]

And what would be--after we're all dead?