You're Gonna Love Yourself In The Morning

[thesneakybandit]

Several things have gone in the last twenty four hours. Firstly my beard sacrificed itself to the lure of the plughole leaving my face looking like a stubbly teenager trying to impress his pre-pubescent friends. There is still too much chocolate in the diet to risk a full wet shave thus prompting the sexually repulsive spotty-razor-rash

Comments

[hullosqueeze]

Awwwwww go you and the jobby goodness.

job

[gingerchris]

what - so soon after they promote you!?
Say hello to that tall weird guy who used to go to auntie annies with us, no wait hang on - he worked with u at christian aid. say hello to some girls instead then, for me