Dear God of TV, that is not you Eamonn Holmes or Parky no matter what you think... thank you for the wonderful scheduling on Channel 4 and E4 at this most boring and depressing time of my life. As Lost was drawing to an end I found myself in a state of despair but now I have lots to look forward to in life. The return of The OC, Desperate ( Read more... )

It's the first weel of January which means we've all forgotten about New Year Resolutions and the like. It's also means it's FA Cup Third Round time ( Read more... )

I'm writing this in work today. Fear not, we at Morton Newspapers have not yet embraced the technological revolution. I am scribbling on a bit of copy paper - a sort of rough version before I type it up good and submit it for your approval. Today's little mentionable bit is more of a local feature in that it's about me ( Read more... )

There are only two things worth mentioning today which is a pretty sad state of affairs. Then again, recently I have been struggling to come up with one mentionworthy item to LiveJournalise ( Read more... )

When I was at "wee school" (you know the good old days when all you had to worry about was going to "big school") there were two girls who used to argue in the playground. They would argue over everything and anything. Then they started to grow up and as the old saying goes 'put away their childish things...' Well, there's no chance of a career for ( Read more... )

Today was the day affectionately named as 'back to porridge' by my boss. If she used that phrase once she used it a hundred times today, only refraining to tell me stories of Christmas and New Years fun and the odd tall tale about cute little puppy dogs. I could throttle her if I was that way inclined ( Read more... )

The big news of the day, if not the whole year so far is that thesneakybandit is marking 2006 with the re-emergence of the beard ( Read more... )

I fully intended to write a cliched LiveJournal review of the year. It was my initial reaction to the start of another year and in some ways it would have made a patheitcly sad, depressed, lonely end to what had be a thoroughly awful year. I could even have typed it up last night and posted it on the stroke of midnight but alas Jools Holland and ( Read more... )

ok so the word on the street is that thesneakybandit doesn't update this thing enough ( Read more... )

28) if gingerchris and pixiemeat103 were siamese twins, where would they be joined?