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thesoniashow

Why do wussy poetry boys love me?

Jun 18, 2008 11:56

Yeah, so, why do wussy poetry boys love me?

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Why sissy boys love you anonymous June 18 2008, 21:23:38 UTC

Sissy poetry boys mistake women like you for pretensious twits like themselves because you wear glasses. All chicks who wear glasses are deep. Duh.
That said, Sonia ... is the glass half-full? Or is it just half full of WATER and half full of AIR. Do you read Arthur Miller AND William Burroughs? Are you willing to FIGHT as long as it takes to get PEACE and JUSTICE? Do you have the COURAGE to look like a Pearl Jam roadie in 2008?
I thought not. You make me sick.

Re: Why sissy boys love you thesoniashow June 18 2008, 21:31:05 UTC

I think the glass is completely empty, because it was full of beer and I chugged it!

You can take the girl out of Chico State, but you can't take Chico State out of the girl ...

Yet another example of exactly how deep I am not.

who thinks you're deep and serious? anonymous June 18 2008, 21:35:48 UTC

if your blog is any indication of who you really are, (which apparently it is) you're either dating very dense dudes, or you're putting up a very good front.

Re: who thinks you're deep and serious? thesoniashow June 18 2008, 21:43:07 UTC

Was this post supposed to be an insult?

No one should think I'm deep and serious. That's the whole point.

akrazia June 18 2008, 23:34:49 UTC

My, you have such charming readers.
I'd say it's because, secretly, they really want to watch American Idol. Hanging with you provides social cover-- they can always complain that their girlfriend made them do it.

thesoniashow June 18 2008, 23:39:30 UTC

You might be right about that!

Here's a theory: I attract a moody, brooding, depressed types, because I'm a clown and they want me to cheer them up.

akrazia June 19 2008, 01:16:38 UTC

Yep. But I thought my American Idol explanation was funnier, so I went with that. = -P

akrazia June 19 2008, 01:17:38 UTC

PS, don't look now, but I think someone has an "anonymous" crush on you. Creepy.

thesoniashow June 19 2008, 03:16:36 UTC

HA! I think you might be riiiight.

Why Do Wussy Poetry Boys Love You? mcm002 June 19 2008, 02:41:10 UTC

Because as Prince would say "You got that look".

Re: Why Do Wussy Poetry Boys Love You? thesoniashow June 19 2008, 03:18:48 UTC

I thought you were going to say ... "Because as Prince would say, 'You're a sexy motherfucker'" or "Because as Prince would say, 'She wore a raspberry beret'" but I was mistaken ...