The unholy shit lords have granted me the power to exorcise the demons of my bowels in order to repollute them with the things that make life worth living! HA HA! A gastronomical excursion and test of will to make those things even more worth while when this is all over. Beelzebub, which translates to lord of the dung in yiddish, would be proud of ( Read more... )

The dawn of the 5th age of mankind is upon us in a few short years. The heavenly bodies will bring forth the 2nd age of Aquarious. Will the Immortals awaken from thier cataclysmic tombs and venture across the cosmos to peer on the world they so painstakingky created through epic battle, magic, and myth to see the dissapointment of the ever so ( Read more... )

"travelin' through space and time in a spaceship powered by sorcery, climb into our magic caravan this planet's doomed!" goddamn, load me a demon lung and i'll be alright. i need to cut back on drinking so much cheap beer. a good night cap seems to be the only way i can get to sleep these days. some weeds would be a nice break, at least smoking by ( Read more... )

gonna tie a few on and get drunk. hope the weed wizards dont mind if i tap the rockies tonight. i'll make it up to them later ha ha!

i think i permanently pickled my sweet sweet brain last satuday. i've been on a pretty good one and i hope it lasts till the day i die-t. haha! cant wait to further my condition this upcoming saturday and during the week although i should get a good nights sleep soon and not spend too much at the kadan. as often. see what happens. no sleep whiskey ( Read more... )

Well this birthday week has been good so far. Got my tax return the day after my B-day unlike last year all i got the day after my B-day was a gash to my head. and me pops got me one of those sweet record players that hook up to the computer so i can finally burn some vynil onto CD. hell yeah! haha! lifes lookin up i guess. i hope 25 doesnt turn ( Read more... )

apperantly i almost got make out raped.

Whilst driving through the cajon zone i happen to go past the welfare office, i couldnt help but notice the hefty folk shuffling their fat asses over to get their free food. how do you manage to stay fat as fuck when your on welfare? goddamn kids too. holy shit what a world, good to see my tax dollars fat at work. thats right fat not hard at work. ( Read more... )

well, had a few giga beers and fired up the delorian and took a cruise down memory lane. haha lifes been alright! to say the least! almost forgot where i've been these past few years, more good times to come although my bro managed to bust his chin and a tooth last night, poor bastard. life.


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life has been good the past couple weeks! just hangin with the el cajoniacs havin some fun. felt like i was gettin old in alpine, i really need the night life sometimes even if its hard to get up for work the next mornin'! hell yeah its just one of those things that make you feel like you're alive even if you're a workin' stiff! this month has ( Read more... )