Comments | thespacecowgirl: do it do it do it do it do it do it!!!!! (please)

thespacecowgirl

do it do it do it do it do it do it!!!!! (please)

Dec 05, 2005 19:35

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE ( Read more... )

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vala_amaris December 6 2005, 03:38:12 UTC

Do you remember that time you peed in my tequila thinking I'd drink but instead I gave it to your boyfriend and HE drank it. I was laughing my ass off the whole time you two were making out in the car because I knew he had pee breath!

thespacecowgirl December 7 2005, 04:42:33 UTC

the thing was, that pee breath was better than tequila breath! but he was gross anyway. i still don't get how/why you dated him after i dumped him!

vala_amaris December 8 2005, 23:42:38 UTC

It was because he had a big slong.

quartzie December 6 2005, 05:07:26 UTC

Remember the time you talked me into skipping math in grade 10? I was so scared because I'd never cut class before but you twisted my arm until I went with you! we hung out downtown instead. and then I got caught by my evil math teacher when he phoned home and I got suspended and kicked out of school for it? you bitch.

thespacecowgirl December 7 2005, 04:45:42 UTC

ha ha - good thing i was sleeping with ~my~ math teacher so he didnt' report me :) i TOLD you that you should do the same - your grade would have been higher too, but nooo-ooo, you were all about the studying and actually learning crap. i mean, that worked out for you in th elong run, and my math teacher got fired and has to deal with the social stigma and public condemnation, and i got pregnant with triplets (worst pregnancy ever) but little willy, billy and jilly are the cutest kids ever no?

quartzie December 8 2005, 06:31:25 UTC

yeah, although billy's right leg has always been a little longer than his left. don't you notice he has trouble walking in straight lines? it's fine now, but wait until gets stopped at a road block.

dog_new_tricks December 6 2005, 22:21:42 UTC

man i was gonna tell the lemonade stand story but it's way to similar to the tequila story.. always up to the same tricks, aren't you.
anyway, i always remember that time when you came over after school and we were hanging out and eating red popsicles, and we got popsicle juice all over my mom's white couch. i'm still not allowed in that room, and i'm 25 now.

thespacecowgirl December 7 2005, 04:48:05 UTC

ohhhh, so you are telling the toned down version? c'mon now! we both know that was during our goth phase, and that the "red popsicle juice" was blood! hell, even your parents knew, but there were too creeped out and embarrassed, so they pretended to believe the popsicle story. if you stopped dressing in black and drinking blood maybe they would let you back in the room?

dog_new_tricks December 7 2005, 13:40:54 UTC

the stains on the couch eventually came out (mom's secret household cleaner recipe), but the stains on my heart remain x_x

aceofwands December 7 2005, 19:31:02 UTC

Ha ha...you remember the time after that volleyball match when you and "The Beast" were having sex in the change rooms because you didn't think anyone was there? Well DOD (Dance or Die) was and he filmed the whole thing and posted it on the Internet. Word has it he's made some tens of thousands off your lucid romp. By the way, did you decide to keep your "love-child" or did you give it up for adoption in the end?

thespacecowgirl December 11 2005, 14:39:17 UTC

and i thought all his $$$ was from his OWN porn career! damnit. i did keep the kid, but only for the child support. i mean the extra couple hundred a month helps pay for my cigerettes and tequilla.