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[thesparque]

http://community.livejournal.com/ask_me_anything/26022460.htmlThings we've learned today: At least a handful of people deal with lulls in conversations with their SO by breaking up with them. Fascinating

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[lost_in_my_room]

breaking up due to momentary awkwardness is preserving the sanctity of marriage, you see. otherwise couples would have this conversation

HE: Hi, honey. how was your day?
SHE: it was good. uneventful
HE: well all right then. say, i smell coffee. is there any left?
SHE: I'M COMPLETELY FAITHFUL TO YOU!
HE: what?
SHE: I WAS HERE ALL DAY! ALONE! NO ONE CAME BY! DON'T LOOK IN THE CLOSET!
HE: um... ok. well, i'll just go take a shower
SHE: DON'T GO IN THERE EITHER! THERE'S NO ONE IN THERE! I LOVE YOU

so you see, breaking up over a momentary silence is actually good for the nation

[thesparque]

Thanks for making me almost LOL at work, haha.

[onehopeful]

hahah XD what naked man at the window? no it wasn't my place on the news, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!