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I just had a lucid dream, who wants to touch me?! -
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Something to ponder for a while, which I won't try to answer since I have no idea, myself:
Why is it, even when we know beyond a shadow of a doubt what it is we should be doing with our lives, when there is nothing in our way, that we do not do it? -
LMGTFY: GTFO
Here, let me get that for you!I've had it. I'm fed up. Maybe it's inevitable, this slide into a culture where we prefer machines get our information for us, and we're actually taken aback by the idea that someone might prefer talking to a person. Maybe it's weird that when I'm having a conversation with someone, and I have a question, I ask them ( Read more... ) -
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I firmly believe that in the dictionary, next to the word "balls," there should be a picture of a 7-pack of Hebrew National hot dogs. -
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I'm more than 700 miles away from where I was born, on my own. I've been out here for a little over a month. I feel this energy that I haven't felt in a long, long time... everything is new, everything is exciting ( Read more... ) -
Tonight's "See What Happens" recipe throwdown
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Great job, America. Now you see what happens when you don't change Kanye's diaper before you let him out of the house. -
Instructions
1. Step 1
2. Step 2
3. Step 3
4. Realize that there is a step so simple that they left it off the instructions list, one that you weren't aware of. Throw something at the wall and go get Taco Bell.