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[thespatulator]

so there i am, late for work and taking a fat shit in the dorms, when i blow my nose and open up the little tampon-trashcan thing to throw away my tissue.

lo and behold,

IT IS INFESTED WITH PISSANTS. CRAWLING ALL OVER MY FUCKING HAND. EATING WEEK-OLD POON BLOOD AND CRAWLING ON ME.

I FUCKING HATE LIVING HERE.

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[heyboddah]

HAHAAH. Poon blood. Classic.