She said I should be an English teacher

[thespianbean]

I'm looking for synonyms for the following words. Informal and slang are acceptable. Archaic gets bonus points. And no comments about a playwright without a thesaurus.


prosaic
vapid
banal
mundane
ordinary
common
uninspired
ordinary
vulgar
lamentable
regrettable
grievous
distressing
distasteful
disinteresting
lackadaisical
affected

and just for the plain fact that I like the word:
eremitic

What, your parents never gave you a word-a-day calendar? Its part of the reason I don't like Hannukkah!
(props to anyone who gets that reference)