Memage

[thespisgeoff]

Because I don't to think about teaching the Roger de Coverley tonight (help me, pinkfish, help me!!!!!!!!), here's a meme:

If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you think I was there for?

Answer me, then post this in your own journal (or, you know, don’t) to see how many different crimes you get accused of committing.

Ganked from swan_tower

Comments

[lucifyr]

Unnatural Acts with a Puppet.
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New York City Administrative code section 10-114 states:

Street shows.
a. It shall be unlawful to give any exhibition of climbing or scaling on the front or exterior of any house or building.
b. It shall likewise be unlawful for any person, from any window or open space of any house, or building, to exhibit to the public upon the street, or the sidewalk thereof, any performance of puppet or other figures, ballet or other dancing, comedy, farce, show with moving figures, play or other entertainment.
c. Violations. Any person who shall violate any provision of this section, upon conviction thereof, shall be punished by a fine of not more than twenty-five dollars, or imprisonment for thirty days, or both.

[thespisgeoff]

That's beyond, beyond awesome.

[thespos]

Assault with an HDTV.

[veetor]

public indecency

[ruakh]

I want to say something cool, like Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor, but really, I'd probably just assume you'd pissed off a cop by making him look stupid.