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Aug 27, 2010 23:56

Right. Metis and I are setting up a hedge fund. Employment in said hedge fund will be given to anyone who requires it. Prior knowledge of finance is not required. Assuredly we will be understanding if Cronus keeps you from performing your job adequately ( Read more... )

this thing needs a name, megalomaniac much?

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willnotwait August 27 2010, 17:28:24 UTC
I don't suppose you have any positions available for college students with no real work experience? I used to handle manage the finances at home, but I suspect the system has changed since then.

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likesto_talk August 27 2010, 18:23:07 UTC
The son of Odysseus is welcome to prove his talents and obtain a post deserving of his skills.

You know what they say; you won't know until you try.

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willnotwait August 27 2010, 19:37:08 UTC
I appreciate the opportunity.

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likesto_talk August 27 2010, 19:46:37 UTC
Use it wisely then~

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likesto_talk August 27 2010, 18:20:35 UTC
And I'll be making funny faces and plotting evil plans at the back of Astraeus' maginificent throne while I laugh evily.

For my laugh is an evil one.

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thestarryone August 28 2010, 14:22:42 UTC
And it is a most excellent evil laugh, if I may say so.

I am not entirely convinced this chair of mine is suitable as a throne, however. Perhaps I should have one of our new interns rectify that. Is there anything you need?

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likesto_talk August 28 2010, 22:56:15 UTC
Why thank you.

Perhaps~ Me? Nah, just keep me updated while I shuffle some papers and look unimportant. And you know, when you feel you might need a second opinion, I'm right there for you.

Other than that, I might go talent hunting.

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thestarryone August 30 2010, 11:38:17 UTC
Certainly. I must admit that I prefer working quietly, myself. Perhaps we should find someone to the face of our little endeavour.

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thebesttitan August 27 2010, 22:53:09 UTC
I'm bored so. I volunteer.

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thestarryone August 28 2010, 14:28:30 UTC
If you're bored, you should stop by here. Your son has taken to painting the walls in neon stripes, and clearly needs extra activities to keep him distracted.

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But I'm pleased that you're volunteering; there may be a side-job or two where your physical prowess will come in very useful.

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thebesttitan August 28 2010, 19:16:55 UTC
...Have you tried telling Z no? And I'll work on it.

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Basically meaning that you're too lazy to train like I've been trying to get you to do for the past forever.

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seepassion August 29 2010, 05:53:19 UTC
He doesn't tell me no because he fucking loves me.

And I'm adorable.

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moonstoneglow August 28 2010, 03:01:26 UTC
My my, look at you.

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thestarryone August 28 2010, 14:29:06 UTC
Anything I should be looking out for in particular, beautiful?

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moonstoneglow August 28 2010, 14:32:24 UTC
Well, I'd say you should get naked, look in the mirror and enjoy the view, but that's not what I'm commenting on.

You're being quite the industrious little business man here.

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thestarryone August 28 2010, 14:48:12 UTC
I do wonder where you come up with these ideas, sometimes.

I figure I may as well do something useful, since it looks like we won't be leaving here anytime soon. You might even call it a public service.

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hyacintillating August 28 2010, 07:43:27 UTC
If it's not too late, I'd like to - I mean. If it's. I think the work experience would be really beneficial and I'd work hard, sir.

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thestarryone August 28 2010, 14:37:46 UTC
Hmmm, yes. I think you would be useful an asset, flower.

How do you rate your coffee making skills?

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hyacintillating August 28 2010, 17:23:00 UTC
I can make coffee. Do you want coffee, Sir? Uhm.

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he's not entirely serious... sort of thestarryone August 30 2010, 01:12:33 UTC
Yes, coffee would be excellent. I expect it to be made properly.

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