005 [Filter: Big Damn Family] - backdated to before the event, dammit :P

[thestarryone]

As you may have noticed, my daughter-in-law, Oreithyia, is organising a dinner for the extended family on the coming holiday. Far be it from me to celebrate a mortal occasion, but it seems as good a time as any to gather us all together

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[seepassion]

Is this like a Family Meeting? Will there be a talking stick? Will people cry?

You know how I feel about confrontation, Uncle A.

[thestarryone]

No, it's a Family Meal, if you can bear to socialise with us all for any length of time.

As for confrontation, you enjoy it, presumably? But there will not be any crying. Unless anyone offends Selene with any serious fashion faux pas, and even so.

[seepassion]

Dunno man, it's gonna be a total hardship. Am I supposed to behave and shit? I might cry.

Selene is a fucking goddess. Both literally and figuratively.