After you die...
In the Ground

After death, you will cease to exist. In all likelihood, your carcass will be deposited in the ground.


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In a fit of pique and boredom, I decided to see what the longest instance of the word "fuck" on the internet is. Of course, in an experiment of any kind, it is important to set goals and to follow an exact set of procedures so that your results will not be skewed. In keeping with this ideal, I used not one, but two search engines (dogpile and ( Read more... )

1. Chivalry is dead because you are a whore.
2. She works hard for her money because she is a whore.
3. "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck"

Seriously, how do all these idiots get into high level english classes?

I think all I really want is to fail in life. And that isn't even emo, so don't view it like that.

Victory is assurèd!

In a side-note: I can't believe AIM still doesn't take unicode properly.

Ah yes, and here's the down from my earlier manicosity. Hip hip hip fucking hurray.

Although! Being stressed out is practically a new experience for me. I can't say I've been missing anything. The down is normal, though, and as familiar as the back of the hand that belongs to the bully who beat you up in elementary school, gang-raped your ( Read more... )

You know, sometimes, I really wish I were a balanced individual, mentallly speaking.

But then I usually think, GreeOooooWWAAAKEEeleeeeeeeeeooooop.

*post-posted note* but with more gibbering.

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