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the computer is just a big, dumb pencil
It's been a slow day. Okay, week. Okay. Couple of weeks. And you can only visit your normal surfing sites a certain number of times before you just get bored ( Read more... ) -
I wish life was like it is in the movies
Cos' the hero alwyas gets his way.Old habits die hard ( Read more... ) -
ignorance is bliss
On the radio on the way home I heard the DJ talking about how sunscreen can be bad for you. Might even cause cancer. And to see the best ones to buy, visit their website. So I went. Out of curiousity.
Only five out of nine hundred and fifty two are rated zero hazard ( Read more... ) -
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So a few weeks ago Shawn was telling me how his outprocessing included fact like-and I'm paraphrasing here-don't go home and rape or beat up your wife ( Read more... ) -
last night I had the strangest dream
It included: Josh, Shawn (+ wife), and Adrienne (who recently added me on facebook but other than that I haven't seen or talked to in nine or so years ( Read more... ) -
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I spilled a bunch of frozen, chopped onions on the floor in the kitchen. I thought I'd gotten them all but now every time I walk in there I feel something cold and wet on my feet ( Read more... ) -
fixer upper
I could write about the leaks in my apartment or how I had to make a copy of my key for management or yesterday's lunch incident ( Read more... ) -
different names for the same thing
How is it that we live in a world where if a stranger is friendly to us we perceive it as creepy ( Read more... ) -
looking for baggage that goes with mine
What's it like to have a boyfriend that stays over?
(Don't answer that.)
Where's the Ross to my Rachel?
The Harry to my Sally?
The Big to my Carrie?
Of course, you know it took forever for all of them to get together...
At work one of the interns was told to write a press release about Gwen and I joining the company ( Read more... )