Hungover girl to friend: I can't eat this pizza, it tastes like vagina.
Friend: I wish my vagina tasted like pizza.

From my favorite, Overheard In New York

Google "Halloween" + your birth year, choose the best image, and post it.

I couldn't choose...I like them both!


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Some photos of things in my life of late...


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From www.overheardinnewyork.com

Yuppie woman #1: What are those, like, Birkenstocks?
Yuppie woman #2: Yeah.
Yuppie woman #1: Who are you?
Yuppie woman #2: I don't know.
Yuppie woman #1: Are you feeling okay?
Yuppie woman #2: I don't know.

I haven't posted anything worth while in a month!

ummmm.....ok maybe later. 

take a picture of yourself right now.
don't change your clothes, don't fix your hair...just take a picture.
post that picture with NO editing.
post these instructions with your picture.


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I am so glad I glanced at the Stranger Suggests this morning while eating cereal, because I found out the NEAL STEPHENSON is doing a reading from his NEW BOOK (first I have heard of it) TONIGHT at the church 1 BLOCK AWAY!!!  (The same place I go to vote and to caucus, btw).  And it's only $5 ( Read more... )

Wow, so I really feel like a lot has been going on lately.  Hardly had a night to myself, way behind on my laundry (which will get done tonight, dang it!), and generally just feeling busy.

This last weekend was pretty eventful, in some ways that I expected and in others that I did not.  #1 was Shenoa's fateful arrival in Seattle on Thursday.  The ( Read more... )

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I REALLY haven't been posting anything on here lately, have I?  Work is keeping me busy again.  And in my free time, I've been editing the 600+ photos I took at Billy and Melissa's wedding.  But that's done now!  Check out the photos on my website  www.brooke-harker-photography.com  if you are interested.

This was my first wedding, although I ( Read more... )