On My Mind

[thesundaypaper]

Please answer "yes" or "no" to each question.

1. Do we live near each other?

2. Should I move in with strangers?

3. Am I interesting?

4. Can I strangle my roommate?

5. Should I go to Vegas with near strangers?

6. Should I get a nose job?
Would I be happier with a different nose?

7. Would you get any plastic surgery right now?

8. Can I get a dog (lab/

Comments

yes, no, maybe so.

[le_minx]

-no :(
-yes!
-yes!
-just make sure you finish the job.
-sure!
-no!
(probably not at all!)
-yes! but it's very minor. deviated septum.
-don't!
-who knows? what matters is that you don't invest so much energy into someone who can't reciprocate. but you know that. because you're smart. just distracted :)
-not at all! but working on it. i think.
-god, i hope so!

[pumadeinfierno]

1. No, but we should.
2. Are they ~coooool~?
3. I think so, but it's been a while. Maybe L.A. made you boring.
4, Not within the law.
5. If you think you can afford it.
6. No to both.
7. Surprisingly, no.
8. Sure, I don't care.
9. Because that's how life works.
10. Kind of. There are things that could make it better.
11. Hope the answer is "yes" and not "yno".

[czircon]

I, for one, am actually going to follow the instructions.

1. no
2. no
3. yes
4. yes
5. yes
6. no
no
7. no
8. yes
9. no
10. no
11. no

[fatkidindahouse]

1. not even a little bit.

2. why not? it works in the movies, often to hilarious results.

3. indubitably.

4. do it with a rope light. it's artsy.

5. as long as they don't gamble your ride home away, like in "vegas vacation" starring chevy chase, beverly d'angelo, randy quaid, ethan embry, and featuring wayne nweton.

6. no. spend your money on ice cream instead. that will absolutely make you happy.

7. never.

8. how do you cross a lab and a chihuahua? that sounds like the beginning of a joke, but i'm actually curious about that.

9. 'cause they're a douche nozzle?

10. for the most part.

11. starts with a "y"? y...owzers? which i'll take as an affirmative.

[thoughtmecca]

1. Yes

2. Depends, worked awful for me when I tried it.

3. Yes.

4. In a truly Raskolnikovian sense, sure.

5. Eesh, I'd advise against it.

6. No.
6b. No.

7. Does laser hair removal count?

8. No. You don't have the time to give it that it deserves.

9. He's Just Not That Into You?

10. Parts of it I'm absolutely in love with, others, not so much. Frustratingly, the parts I'm not thrilled with are all things I can change, but seem to not bother.

11. Yeah.