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She is the sticky note stuck to my heart
So Steve (A.K.A. Cock Sucking Steve) got fired last morning from my work. He got caught stealing $40 from work. He got $40 to fill up the minivan, and did give back a reciept. When my GM questioned him, he admitted he had done it before at Blockbuster, but had never been caught before. After emitting that golden nugget, he went on to admit to ( Read more... ) -
We can finally masturbate to porn from the comfort of my own room.
What's the top mean, it means that I'm now online in my room. My computer kicks ass. The Beej helped me run ethernet throughout my house. It sucked, I had to slither across the crawlspace. I got mad fiberglass on me and my arms itched like hell. But it was worth it ( Read more... ) -
I accomplished so much, yay!
So today I changed the oil, oil filter, and air filter on the truck. Its all set to drive now ( Read more... ) -
You know how I was writing about the white lady who wanted to take me home.
Well I was thinking about all the stuff she was telling on my way home from watching the Batman Begins (the movie is damn good), and I caught something I hadn't picked up on. We were talking about my great speech, and she brought up how assimilation worked better than ESOL. I wish I had thought about it then, but I didn't assimilate, I was born ( Read more... ) -
I've been having all these crazy sexual dreams recently.
Now normally, I can't remember my dreams, but I've been on a role. This morning I woke up to dreaming about watching movies with Lulu, where they were porn, but like action flicks at the same time. Funny, sexy, and engaging all at once. They should make more movies like that. To tell you the truth, I've actually seen something similar to that ( Read more... ) -
I'm lonely (I had a better title but I can't think of it)
Well first off, Mars Volta was the shit on Wednesday ( Read more... ) -
Ezra
There is a Christian band that wants to record with Chronic Ranch, they are called Ezra. They worship Jesus, I worship money. No problem right?
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I want to update.
Let's see what I have to say ( Read more... ) -
This guy Lando showed me this, he a smart comedian.
There are supposed to be something like 16 personalities in the world according to Dr. Jung. This is mine ( Read more... ) -
So Friday I hung out with my cousin Val John.
It was alright, he looked all removed from the party. Until Bird showed up, then he started enjoying himself. But he was pretty drunk by that time. He let us ride his ATV. It was cool, except it was meant for a child, my feet kept rubbing up against the tires. I met a few underage cousins I've seen at bars and clubs before. I had no idea I ( Read more... )