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Do you ever look down at the bottom of the livejournal page and look at the community spotlight? I did that today and I found this HILARIOUS story and I just wanted to share it because it killed me;
I was walking into the living room, my brother sitting in the armchair directly ahead of me
I tripped on something, I don't know what or why.
I face-planted into his crotch
As he's howling in pain and I'm too shocked to move, my mother walks in and screams
I hear her, gain some sense and launch myself up and backward, slamming into her chest.
My dad comes in and sees me on the floor, clutching my head and writhing
My brother is bent over next to me, holding his family jewels
And my mother is cradling her breasts while yelling, "what the hell was going on?!?"
I just found it so fucking funny. Maybe I just have a weird sense of humour. What's your most embarassing or awkward moment? I think mine was when I was camera whoring in my car at a drivethru waiting for my food, and I didn't realise the guy was waiting to hand me my food and he had to yell at me to get my attention. Needless to say, I don't go there anymore.
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So I don't know what's worse. The fact that Mitchel was an asshole and ended our friendship after I told him how I felt, so that was fucking great. Thanks a lot there, really. I'll be honest more often. And people wonder why I'm so cynical about relationships. There's proof right there.
Or maybe the fact I was so mad I went to the gym for four hours straight and sprained my ankle? Yeah that was pretty awesome too. Especially when I decided it was a good idea to go to David's, and then I fucked him.
Yeah. What. The. Fuck.
I had sex with him. Holy shit. He is my best friends ex and I did that?! How fucked up is that! This is all his fault, he started it, he should've known better. But Lucy isn't going to find out, not that that makes this any better. Wow. I really am a bitch.
I was walking into the living room, my brother sitting in the armchair directly ahead of me
I tripped on something, I don't know what or why.
I face-planted into his crotch
As he's howling in pain and I'm too shocked to move, my mother walks in and screams
I hear her, gain some sense and launch myself up and backward, slamming into her chest.
My dad comes in and sees me on the floor, clutching my head and writhing
My brother is bent over next to me, holding his family jewels
And my mother is cradling her breasts while yelling, "what the hell was going on?!?"
I just found it so fucking funny. Maybe I just have a weird sense of humour. What's your most embarassing or awkward moment? I think mine was when I was camera whoring in my car at a drivethru waiting for my food, and I didn't realise the guy was waiting to hand me my food and he had to yell at me to get my attention. Needless to say, I don't go there anymore.
Private
So I don't know what's worse. The fact that Mitchel was an asshole and ended our friendship after I told him how I felt, so that was fucking great. Thanks a lot there, really. I'll be honest more often. And people wonder why I'm so cynical about relationships. There's proof right there.
Or maybe the fact I was so mad I went to the gym for four hours straight and sprained my ankle? Yeah that was pretty awesome too. Especially when I decided it was a good idea to go to David's, and then I fucked him.
Yeah. What. The. Fuck.
I had sex with him. Holy shit. He is my best friends ex and I did that?! How fucked up is that! This is all his fault, he started it, he should've known better. But Lucy isn't going to find out, not that that makes this any better. Wow. I really am a bitch.