I am no longer a leech on society (and my Dad)

[theteague]

Huzzah, I am employed! I've landed a job as security staff down at the Santa Monica pier.

And it only cost me my sideburns. I shall mourn you my lost short-and-curlys.

Comments

[oboe_sama]

time for some R.I.P.S.

rest in peace, sideburns...

uuuuh

[catharsis_]

short and curlies typically refer to the pubes, man.

i know its so-cal and everything but there are limits to what one should have to sacrafice for a job ;)

[scrubbo]

Do you get to carry a gun and drink on the job?

[archangela_az]

Moment of silence.....

....cause we all know I can only stay silent for a moment. :)