Onion article possibly funny only to people with a Kansas City connection: "KANSAS CITY, MO-After a long argument with his wife, roofer Frank Darby grabbed his shotgun and stormed out of the house, determined to find and kill his doppelgänger that lives across the river in Kansas City, Kansas
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JH: Do you know Kansas City?
My friend Bec: No, I've never been there.
JH: Kansas City is my favorite place in the whole world.
My friend Bec: Really?
JH: Yeah. Hey, we should all go! The three of us! (Gestures to me and Bec).
Me and Bec: Umm, okay!
JH: Seriously! You think I'm drunk, but I'm not that drunk!
Me and Bec: Sure, let's go!
JH: We'll go by train! It will probably take about three days, but that's okay.
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