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wtf
i lost my bus pass
i was afraid i would lost it after chem pract and purposely put it in a file
and yet, i lost it
O.o
damn
screwed

chem got moderation
so now my grades are ABBB LOLz

today had my A'lvl chem pract.
flung, lost around 10-20 / 75