I love you so much, I'll bang your favorite friend just to be close to you.

[thetormentedlew]

Dear Journal,

Hello.
How does it feel to be an electronic data base of Lew?
Oh, but only the emotionally deranged Lew who needs to speak out her anguishes.
Who knew that 10 years ago, while selecting a name for you, I had stumbled across the perfect one.

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[shoeandsock]

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