gay men scare the shit out of me

[thetotalpackage]

I got this today on myspace

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[saturnchanneled]

Maybe include something about hooking your nipples up to a car battery or donkey punching.

[indiepop]

ohhhhh, donkey punch!

[c_isfor_caitie]

Donkey punch....or maybe throw in you like having sex with donkeys. bestiality is always fun.

[anonymous]

What is donkey punching?

Your response is hilarious.

~Amy

[anonymous]

oh my dear. you are funny.

revisions: bestiality would be a nice touch, and maybe a mention of a physically obvious venereal disease? "I have a raging case of genital warts, but my ex said they were actually very simulating!" oh, and you simply must talk about your ex, since he was tacky enough to bring his up.

please tell me you are going to write him back.

-annie