Not Dead!

Aug 13, 2011 03:08

I am pregnant with my girlfriend's baby. It will be the antichrist. That is all.

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WTF??? charisstoma August 13 2011, 10:34:21 UTC
Chip are you drunk by any chance?
Imbibing isn't good for pregnant people or rather not for the prospective small person.

Have you been practicing getting pregnant? That's fun and I suppose good cause for delirium. Your two keepers need to 'keep' you away from yourself until you're back in your own mind.

Are You Really? Surrogacy? Morning Sickness is wonderful isn't it? Wait until you're walking down an aisle at the store, see a can of beets and just from a look taste the flavor in your mouth.

Btw: Your name is not Rosemary.

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Re: WTF??? thetowerxvi August 15 2011, 07:11:04 UTC
Nope. Not drunk.

...Exactly how does one practice getting pregnant? Is this one of those weird generation associative type things I don't get?

Wait a second. Did you really think for one second that I could be serious. HOW WOULD I GET PREGNANT WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS BABY?! Someone please explain this to me.

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Re: WTF??? Third try charisstoma August 15 2011, 10:25:34 UTC
*sighs* One hopes that those health classes in school and technology advances reported in the media would help keep some people abreast of new scientific breakthroughs ( ... )

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Re: WTF??? Third try meganeko_mausuu August 15 2011, 12:35:26 UTC
Hee, people thought I was joking when I told them we call him governor goodhair...

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deathjunke August 14 2011, 01:43:37 UTC
O_O!

CONGRATS! I think... i'm almost sure....
WOOOOT BABY!

When you know the gender share the word i make awesome booties ;)

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thetowerxvi August 15 2011, 07:14:01 UTC
Sweetheart, I can whole heartedly assure you that I will never, ever in this lifetime actually become pregnant for real. :) I was just screwing around. :)

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meganeko_mausuu August 14 2011, 07:29:50 UTC
o.o

Are you making jokes, or is this serious?

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thetowerxvi August 15 2011, 07:09:15 UTC
Lol, just out of curiosity...how exactly would I be able to get pregnant with my girlfriend's baby? I realize that this is a very modern world but last time I checked the fundamentals of biology were still in place. ;)

It's a joke spawned from me asking someone why it felt like everyone was all of a sudden popping out babies and him turning to me and saying "OMG You're Preggers!"

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meganeko_mausuu August 15 2011, 12:41:19 UTC
Well, my initial thought, much like charisstoma was that you were doing a surrogate motherhood gig for her, y'know, like for some reason, her eggs are fine, but she's unable to carry a baby to term, due to some sort of health issue, or something... they'd fertilise the egg, and implant it into your uterus, where, if everything went well, it would take, and you'd be preggers.

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thetowerxvi August 15 2011, 23:56:27 UTC
*shakes head vehemently* See reply to charisstoma.

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