it had a little thing at the top adverstising yahoo search. It read: "Grills, sunglasses, swimsuits, cell phones". "Grills?" I thought. "Yahoo is embracing diversity!" I clicked on it, only to find that it was for barbecue grills. Yahoo remains a paragon of white suburban America.

I'm mentally putting together a list of things I cannot abide. Red exclamation points are on the list. I don't know when the red exclamation points will go away, but the chance now that I will get my invitation on my birthday is extremely remote. Tomorrow marks seven weeks since I sent my paperwork in. Blast it. Yes, this is a wonderful chance ( Read more... )

106.9 should go back to broadcasting classical music. It was to my utmost horror that I turned my radio on Tuesday morning and found, not the classical I was used to, but what you term "smooth jazz." I can assure you that I will not listen to your station while it is playing this "smooth jazz". Please bring back the classical music ( Read more... )

Nevermind.  It's not like that, it IS that.  Also, I am mildly annoyed at the new toolbar on top of this update page.  Ah.  When will that blasted medical hold disappear?  It taunts me and mocks me...I loathe it...I'm truly starting to go crazy ( Read more... )

That I am so not liking these stalker feeds on livejournal. Seriously. So not cool ( Read more... )

And I think you should both, at this point, know who you are ( Read more... )

As I was walking toward the computer lab, my sister walked out. We gave each other mirror looks of surprise, then started laughing. I can't believe she was here--I'm amused by this fact. I just stopped in after work, and she must have come over after school ( Read more... )

Silly Andrew. He broke my car, and he broke my plastic pitcher, and he broke something else too, but I can't remember what the third thing was. Silly, silly Andrew ( Read more... )

Six minutes and I'm done on the internet!

An amusing conversation I had with my Mom Friday afternoon after she got out of work ( Read more... )