What does every child want this Christmas?

[thetribune]

An exemption from his or her Ap Art History 1st Semester Exam!
And, guess who got one!
ME!
Oh, yeah

Comments

[imadusty]

Ohhhhh....I'm shaking with anticipation for the Food World song...

[thetribune]

It's to the tune of some Airborne cadence song thing.
The problem is it mentions people specific to our store, but I still feel that it can be appreciated by the general populace.

[arria_secunda]

*glares* Lucky you. You guys get exam exemptions. *growls*

Umm...
how does Saturday equal "I'll explain that last comment later"? I think there's a slight error in your equation.

[thetribune]

Yes, exam exemptions are nice. I still have to take two of mine though.

It just does, don't question my math. If I wanted to, I could 2+2=Fish! :-D

I don't,

[brits_name]

have to take any of my exams!!! So happy. By the way 2+2=African Elephant. Not Fish!

Re: I don't,

[thetribune]

Excellent! Good job, you really showed your classes what for!
No, really, you shoud be proud of yourself, I've only been exempt from all my exams 2 out of 5 times.

[dadslilpea]

i'm curious now, what is the song?

[thetribune]

I'll put it in my next post. It's to the tune of an old Airborne marching cadence.

"Allen needs to bag up front and Michael needs to do eggs,
Wham bam thank you ma'am, for us the cashiers beg!

That's just a preview. There's five other parts like that, plus a chorus. And, it mentions more people like Webster, Bill, both Donnas and Vicky etc.